they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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