Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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