I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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