Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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