why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Send help, water and tortillas.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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