spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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