I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
