he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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