I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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