My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I wish i was in the wii world.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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