my sisters under your porch take her home
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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