guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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