At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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