I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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