I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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