The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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