Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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