My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
bring money and cleavage
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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