and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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