So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize