with your own penis?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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