how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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