Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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