thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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