before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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