your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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