Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
