Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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