No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I did not marry a roomba.
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