I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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