when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
