i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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