Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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