I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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