i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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