I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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