Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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