I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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