she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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