I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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