btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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