No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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