I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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