so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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