sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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