i jhust puked up my retainher.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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