That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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