who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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