I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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