you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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