drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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