hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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