She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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