Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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