this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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