No, you can still breathe under the balls.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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