whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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