is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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