i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you never un-have a 4some
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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