So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I don't think brook has ever known best
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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